The Talented Mr. Fugly

“Oh, YOU!”

“It’s just a faux hawk, silly! Since I’m somehow not aging as well as everyone would have predicted five years ago, I decided to throw caution to the wind and make Maddox Jolie-Pitt my style icon. He’s the youngest, hippest person I could think of!  With any luck, Brad and Angie will scoop me up and raise me, too. They seem so nice, and I clearly need some discipline.”