The Vampire Fugaries


Dawn Olivieri here is on House of Lies right now — I don’t watch that show, but the review I heard was, “everyone on it is great but the show itself is terrible” — but you probably remember her best from her ill-fated relationship with Damon Salvatore on The Vampire Diaries. He’s a vampire, she’s a journalist, he keeps erasing her memory, and she ends up….badly. You know. That old story.

This didn’t exactly go as planned for her either, I suspect.

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  1. Jen
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    But it wasn’t Damon’s fault!! Poor Damon…

    • Corriner
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      I dunno man… Damon was pretty awful to her before Stefan compelled her to walk off that beam thingy… all the ‘you’re basically my bitch and can’t do anything about it’ nonsense. I kindof miss that Damon though, TBH…

  2. Sandra
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    Lace-covered backy-hose are not shirts.

  3. jensa
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    I don’t understand those sleeves.

  4. Sylvia
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    Every once in a while, I see an outfit on this site that makes me burst into fits of laughter. This is one of those outfits.

    But seriously, why was this outfit made?

  5. TonyG
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    I’d actually like to see the idea of this turned into an upper portion that is not see-through. I think I might like it then.

  6. Stefanie
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    This is just funny.

  7. Lizzy
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    It’s like she stole the lace from a 70′s Gunne Sax dress and then…what is the rest of that?

  8. Art Eclectic
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    I think we should all be thankful that she wore nipple flowers.

  9. Claire
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    Agreeing wholeheartedly with Sylvia and Stefanie, above. My face is starting to spasm from too much silent (office) laughter. What sort of nonsense is this??? Maybe a bodysuit made for someone with substantially larger arms?

  10. Mrs. Ditter
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    Wish I could erase the sight of this dress from my memory.

  11. Scouse Helen
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    This is the second dress within a few weeks that has made me think, “Belle Watling, the Atlanta madam and close friend of Rhett Butler, probably wears this for casual occasions”

  12. Jules
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    She appears to be shedding her skin.

  13. Joemama
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    This MUST be Stella McCartney…am I right?

  14. Lily1214
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    What’s wrong with the sleeves?

  15. Lily1214
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    You’re right Joemama . . . I bet it’s Stella McCartney.

  16. Donna
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    Dear Sweet Moses on a Unicycle, that is BAD! Maybe if it didn’t match her skin so exactly? But how can it not? It’s see-through! I just keep blinking at it hoping that at some point it’s going to make more sense. There is very little I see that I totally don’t understand, and this is one of those things. Why did she go outside wearing this? I would wear this, if at all, only inside the house as a personal joke. And I’d run for a robe if the door rang.