The Year of Getting to Know Fug

You’d think the worst thing about Sharon Stone’s new look was her “I did this by myself with my nail clippers at four in the morning after six Harvey Wallbangers and a cup of gravy!” haircut, wouldn’t you?

But that’s only because you haven’t seen the rest of it:

Sharon, Sharon, Sharon. You’re supposed to be ADVISING Lindsay Lohan, not taking fashion tips from her.