The Beautiful Fug

MISTER DOG-WALKER: Hmmmm.

MISCHA BARTON Whee! I finally got a chance to wear this dress! I’ve been waiting for a moment that was ripe for wee patch pockets over my abs! That moment is now! I’m so happy and carefree!

MISTER D-W: Okay. One of two things is happening. (1) She’s wearing this ironically. Or, (2) I’ve fallen down a previously undiscovered hole in the space-time continuum and have been transported back to either the mid-seventies or the set of Freaks and Geeks. I kind of hope it’s the latter. I need to make friends with Jason Segel NOW.