The Blind Fug

I love Sandra Bullock, and every time I see an ad for her new movie The Blind Side, in which she and her family take in an homeless orphaned football player who’s never had his own bed, and he — I presume — teaches them a valuable lesson about family in the course of earning a college scholarship, I totally tear up. I CAN’T HELP IT. Homeless kid + football + valuable lesson about love + nontraditional family coming together = me crying. Of course, I also used to cry BUCKETS at this one Whirlpool commercial that featured like 20 seconds of an old couple smiling at each other as they loaded the dishwasher, so I’m an easy mark. I cry at everything. I cried at the DEDICATION in the final Harry Potter book. But still. I want nice things for Sandy, is what I’m saying. Which is why I am concerned that she’s wearing a harem pants jumpsuit on Craig Ferguson:

[Photos: FlynetOnline.com]

Why would you DO THAT, Sandy?