The Butler’s In Fug

So Patricia Arquette is off in Paris at the couture shows, looking arguably far fiercer than ever before (possibly because she’s being dressed by people who know what they’re doing):

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, her husband Thomas Jane has apparently taken the phrase “meanwhile, back at the ranch,” FAR TOO LITERALLY:

That is My Wife Is Out of Town! I’m Pretending I’m a Gold Prospector! facial hair if I’ve ever seen it.