The Fug Factor

I think my favorite part of this look is that the photo makes it appear as though Cheryl Cole is wearing a wee little top hat that says, “Vaseline” on it.

I mean, I guess that’s one way to take your favorite sexy nightgown from the bedroom to the boardwalk, right? (Or wherever you may be wishing to wear it — the Hot Dog on a Stick, the Bed, Bath and Beyond. Whatever.) Me, I think I would just save these for those nights when, say, I was inviting over a gentleman caller, who I needed to talk into committing murder for me (it’s that fancy a nightgown), but I don’t know her life.