The Fug Files: I Want To Fug

Good morning! Welcome to “How To Ruin Summer Trends,” starring Amanda Peet.

1. Gather up all your of-the-moment stuff, like aggressively strappy shoes, a summer scarf, a giant clutch, maybe a jacket.

2. Pair them with slouchy, wrinkly stuff that may have come from your bin of maternity wear.

3. Roll up your jeans, because you saw Katie Holmes doing it and you’re pretty sure that means it’s Armani-approved behavior.

4. Then make sure one is rolled higher than the other by just a little bit.

5. Slouch.

And voila! Perfect for when you’re bored and you want your agent to look at you and say, “Oh my GOD, honey…. is there something you’d like to tell me? Are you strapped for cash? Do you need me to be getting you more work? Did you sell your house and buy a dumpster by the ocean?”