The Fugd

This was going to be a scrolldown fug, but frankly, I’m not that enamored of any of it.

That looks like an ornate bathrobe — like what Charlize might throw on at home in her dressing room if, say, she’s about to take a scrappy orphan girl to the movies, and she’d like to sing about it for a bit first while she powders her nose. The shoes seem totally discordant with the rest of the outfit — just because they have sparkly things on them, it doesn’t mean they’re formal — and I wouldn’t be at all surprised to learn that Charlize spent the entire night with her hand covering her crotch, just in case her robe keeps riding up there and threatening to turn “Let’s Go To The Movies” into an odd euphemism — albeit one that Daddy Warbucks would enjoy.