The Fughood of the Traveling Pants

Remember Fashion Plates?  It was this awesome toy during my childhood in the 80s where you could mix and match tops and bottoms to design fabulously over-the-top outfits, most of which were clearly inspired by the early works of Aaron Spelling and/or anything that a Judith Krantz character would wear. Blake Lively here looks like she’s been patronizing a designer who got into his fashion plates with tragic results:

On top? Sexy and flattering. From the rib cage down, she’s an extra on Little House on the Prairie.  In case you were wondering, that is not a combination that ever happens in nature.