The Fugills

So, this doesn’t even look like Audrina, right?

[Photo: Splash News]

In the thumbnail size, I seriously thought it was old Drunkface McCord. I saw it and I was like, “Oh, DRUNKFACE! What are you wearing? Are those arm warmers? Is it THAT cold in Canada right now? Everyone behind you seems fine in t-shirts!” And then I looked at it larger and lo and behold: Ms. Patridge herself. I seriously don’t even know what’s going on here. I can’t manage to get the math worked out correctly. Like, is that tube dress + shrug + arm warmers? Because I keep coming up with that and yet it seems like AN IMPOSSIBILITY that someone would wear that combo IN JUNE, especially AUDRINA. It makes me feel like something has gone awry at the core of the universe. Audrina is supposed to have darker hair and be wearing a bandage dress of some sort. I don’t know how to process anything else.