The Fugpire Diarfugs

… and then at the end, for no intelligent reason, the culprit COMPLETELY unravels and confesses to the crime just because a nosy older lady with a keen eye, sensible boating shoes, a ruthless typewriter, and a friend/niece/friend’s niece implicated in a homicide has popped up out of the shadows and said, “I think you did it.” So clearly, there is no sensible conclusion here except the following: Those tights committed murder most foul, Angela Lansbury hid in her shoes to confront them with their crimes, and we are witnessing their full confession. I look forward to when this outfit is released on DVD, because that’s going to make for a really fun commentary track.