The Fugple Life


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DOUG: Hey, Paris?

PARIS: Yes, Doug?

DOUG: What time is it?

PARIS: It’s… hmm, let me see… Time To Stop Wearing Headbands O’Clock.

DOUG: Are you sure?

PARIS: Let me check again. It could ALSO be Crotch-Flash-Thirty.

DOUG: They BOTH sound right.

PARIS: Oh, no, wait, I can see — it’s actually a quarter past Our 15 Minutes Should Have Been Up Two Years Ago.

DOUG: I  KNEW it.

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