The Fugs

[Photo: Splash News]

LAUREN CONRAD: Lo?

LAUREN “LO” BOSWORTH: Hmmm?

LC: What do you think about these jeans?

LO: About Marines? I loooove Marines! So handsome! And patriotic!

LC: No. My JEANS.

LO: Beans? I love beans.You know, they are extremely good for you.

LC: JEANS. MY JEANS. MY JEANS THAT I AM WEARING.

LO: You have lovely genetics, sweetheart! What about that Spencer, huh? What a meanie!

LC: LO. I am trying to get an honest opinion from you. On the subject of my dungarees.

LO: Look over there! ELVIS!

LC: Lo. Please.

LO: Honey. I love you. You are so pretty. And your hair has been looking AMAZING lately…

LC: But?

LO: Maybe not entirely the most flattering jeans you ever wore? I saw that US Weekly article about your beach body, so I know you are a tiny little thing composed solely of muscle. But they’re maybe making you look just…a little….hippier than you usually are? You know? Just a little. But in a hot way! You’re still hot! I promise!

LC: So these jeans make my butt look big? Is that what you’re saying?

LO: Big? No. Not BIG. BiggER than you actually are? Maybe.

LC: I knew it. Damn you, fashion!