The Fugs

[Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Because when a girl “breaks up with” her “husband” due to “serious issues” in their “relationship,” naturally the first thing she does is get a perfect blow-out and get her make-up professionally done, then put on her immaculately pressed pink velour Juicy sweatsuit and go out and find a public reflecting pool, the better to make sad, sad faces whilst making sure one’s “wedding” ring is facing outward at all times. Everyone I’ve ever known who’s gone through a serious break-up has spent the immediate aftermath in pajama bottoms and dirty hair, with a puffy face and Cheetos dust all around her mouth, until her friends bodily dragged her out of the house and got her drunk. I guess all the rest of humanity has been doing it wrong!! NO WONDER NO ONE WAS TAKING PICTURES OF US!