The Fugternational

Naomi Watts really has a jones for things that look like jumpsuits but leave you with questions. First there was this — which I decided WAS a jumpsuit — and now there is this:

[Photo: Splash News]

This, I think, is a dress that’s just happens to LOOK like a genie-pants jumpsuit when she stands a certain way. But honestly, this thing fails on both counts: Either it’s an oddly shaped dress that inexplicably stops at her ankles, or it’s what Jeannie would wear to a funeral. None of that changes the fact that she’s wearing lace netting — like she just popped into 2009 from Madonna’s “True Blue” album-release party because she wanted to know how it all turned out, and is about to run screaming when she sees what Madonna’s forearm veins have become.