The House Fuggy

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ANNA FARIS: Hi Katharine! Congratulations! How exciting.

KATHARINE MCPHEE: Thanks! But, what for?

ANNA: The baby!

KATHARINE: Oh, I’m not pregnant. Those pictures going around are from a movie set. It’s fake.

ANNA: What pictures? I’m talking about your shirt. Why the hell would you wear that shirt if you’re not actually pregnant?

KATHARINE: I don’t know. It’s summer. Rumer, what do you think?

ANNA: Who is Rumer?

KATHARINE: The girl standing next to you. She was in the movie with us. Rumer Wil–

ANNA: I don’t know what you mean. There is no one standing next to me.

KATHARINE: But…

ANNA: NO ONE. Anyway. Maybe if you stood up straight, it would help. Are you SURE you’re not pregnant?

KATHARINE: Yep. See? Check me out later:

ANNA: Huh.

KATHARINE: Not pregnant.

ANNA: Well, color me shocked. Although we might want to talk about those pants.

KATHARINE: There’s no pleasing you, is there? I mean, I like YOUR dress. Where’s the love?

ANNA: Life is hard, kid.

RUMER: Tell me about it.

ANNA: Um, Katharine? Did you hear something, or is the baby kicking too loud?

KATHARINE: I give up.