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The Invisible Fug
Last Thursday, GFY Icon of Irreverence Tilda “SWINTON” Swinton turned 49. We celebrated by stapling curtains around our bodies and then drinking champagne out of our highest stilettos — the former because, let’s face it, sometimes that’s what SWINTON’s outfits look like, and the latter just because it seemed like fun and Intern George hadn’t washed our champagne flutes in a few days.
SWINTON evidently feted the day by taking a lesson from Lindsay Lohan on makeup application:
[Photo: WENN.com]
Between the orange foundation and the intense eye brightener, her face looks like a creamsicle. Which is doubly jarring because I believe she’s wearing an undertaker’s sofa.
I love you, SWINTON. Never change. Happy belated birthday.
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