The Limits of Fugtrol

Our long national drought is over — SWINTON, our White Knight of fug, is back on the scene:

[Photo: WENN.com]

And she’s looking remarkably like the president of a company that’s manufacturing bolero-handbags, pimping her latest formal shoulder-purse wares at her daughter’s wedding. I bet they’re full of SECRETS. In the soap opera of my dreams, she’d pull out a hanky, sob a little, and then yank out a giant shotgun and threaten to blow everyone away unless someone steps up and agrees to donate a head to her beloved, decapitated sister.

Such is the power of SWINTON. Her clothes make me dream of high camp.