The Mumfugy

Rachel Weisz should wear red for the rest of her life. She looks truly awesome in red.

But of all the red dresses in this godforsaken world, did Rachel have to pick one that looks like it was lying on her bedroom floor for two weeks? If the idea is to make people daydream about her being IN a bedroom, well, I’m pretty sure her DNA alone has the entire lady-loving population of the world already doing that. No need to stoop to wrinkles and shoes that MAYBE might strap into some kind of Portuguese sex trapeze.