The Rachel Zoe Fug

I wonder when The Rachel Zoe Project, that Bravo reality show about everyone’s favorite celebrity stylist, will actually premiere — if ever. I feel like that might be one of those shows that sort of languishes in post-production for three years and then Bravo airs it at 3am on Christmas day. I also imagine that if RZ here is allowed to give notes (which I’m sure she is), they might be currently causing the folks working on the show to tear out their collective hair. I once worked on a project about a certain celebrity, and she would always be calling and telling us to take out shots of her armpits. And yet she wore tank tops almost constantly. So I imagine that Rachel’s Crazy-Making Note would be, “can you cut out that part where I’m dressed like the winner of the Ugly Couch Contest?”