You know, they should just take the Fashion Police conceit a step further and flat-out shoot mug shots on the red carpet. Look, Amanda Seyfried is already participating:
Her expression says, “I DIDN’T DO IT. MY MENTAL BRAKES FAILED. MY STYLIST CUT ME OFF. I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS IN PUBLIC. THEY’RE NOT MY PANTS. I WAS IN A FUGUE STATE. UM… uh. Dammit. They got me. I totally did it.”
This is like an unholy fusion of J.Crew and Pier 1 Imports, and it only works if she’s developing a play about one woman’s courageous attempt to belt some reasonably priced bohemian throw-pillows. Consider yourself busted, kid. Your permanent record needs some Clearasil because it is blemished.