Tony Awards Fug/Well Played: Hope Davis and Marcia Gay Harden

MARCIA GAY HARDEN: Let’s be frank. I look kind of great tonight.

HOPE DAVIS: I…don’t. Damn it.

MARCIA: Did you see me on Damages this last season? I was sort of really sexy, right? Even if my character did kind of drift off into nowhere. After all those cracks over the last few years about how I’m a “handsome” woman. I’m looking GOOD lately. I think it’s the hair.

HOPE: The hair is kind of big tonight, don’t you –

MARCIA: Shut up, Dowdy McFrumpsville. Don’t you have a junior high school dance to chaperone?

HOPE: That seems unnecessary.

MARCIA: So are your shoes.

HOPE: God, Marcia. Looking hot makes you MEAN.

MARCIA: Sorry. You just look…not as good as you COULD look. That’s all. I just want you to look better. Like I do.

HOPE: Can we just do this so I can go home?

MARCIA: And fire your stylist?

HOPE: ENOUGH OUT OF YOU.

MARCIA: Sorry. I’m just drunk on my own awesome.

HOPE: I wish I were drunk, PERIOD.