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Thanks for dressing up for the premiere of Shark Tales, Goose.

What’s with the backpack? Is the erstwhile Dr. Greene living, per chance, in his car? Has he sold every pair of jeans he bought after he joined the cast of ER, thus leaving him with this one pair of reverse-cut, pale washed women’s jeans he scavenged out of the dumpster behind the Gap on 22nd and Wilshire? Or is he just “keeping it real?” All I know is, I never see George Clooney looking like this. And I never see Anthony Edwards in anything approximating Ocean’s 11. Hmmm. Wonder if there’s a connection. Memo to Edwards’s agent: get your man in a suit, stat.