It’s a good thing Anne Heche has already written a book named Call Me Crazy, because that means she’s probably okay with it if I apply that adjective to this outfit. Not that this is wackadoo on a Minaj level or in Gagaland, but I do think this is what Celestia probably wears to state dinners on whatever planet she rules. Because you KNOW those are some seriously disco intergalactic affairs.
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It would be vastly improved if it was a different fabric. I would totally forgive the color scheme if the top wasn’t so shiny against what looks like a jersey skirt. something more silky maybe or just a less shiny top . . . whatever. It’s the texture that bugs me not the color
This is exactly what I just wanted to write! So less work for me: fabric/top/different.
Hannah is right. Those textures just do not work together. As for him, that’s easily unfugged. A proper barber could fix him up in nothing flat and there’s nothing wrong with the rest of him. In fact, I quite like those blue eyes!
Oh, yeah, the unfugging was just for her. I love him. Minus whatever he did to his bangs.
Ans what is that heinous lapel pin? (I know it’ll turn out to be save the children…from something, but it’s FUGLY!)
And he needs to shave.
If the waist were a little lower, and a little snugger, I think it would work …
I agree; it’s all about the texture. Although it also wouldn’t hurt if the top were one baby-step farther from orange and closer to red.
Ugh, the photos are in the wrong order. I hate WordPress. Will fix.
I don’t think anything can be done to redeem this – it reeks! The dress, that is, not his hair. It can certainly be fixed. Hair is temporary, but fashion is forever.
Outfit 1 is Anne Heche as she really is. (“I’ll just throw together this stretchy business I found in a tree with one of my Fancy Guest Towels and see what happens.”)
Outfit 2 is like Undercover Anne. No cray in sight.
Outfit 1 FTW, and long live crazy Anne.
I do think the colors are a hair off…. but I like the IDEA. The second dress is divine!
James Tupper is yummmmmmmmm.
And thus my crush on James Tupper has irrevocably ended. I fear I will never be able to remove the image of him with that-poor-girl-has-such-thin-hair bangs from my mind.
Both have SERIOUS hair issues. I can even go with the color blocking number, orange Naugahyde top and all, but for the ‘do.
Yep, both James and first-photo Anne are in serious need of a comb. And get your hair out of your face, young man/young lady, this instant!
Worst man-bangs ever? Joey on Friends during the very early eps. (Tho Monica’s were awful too at one point.) Drove. me. nuts. And yes I realize I’m dating myself now (33 in 3 weeks and proud so whatevs
).
A reference to “Friends” is dating yourself?
-32 last month and feeling old
Hahahahaa, dying at the flowbee addiction. Seriously dying.
<3
Hannah hit on it with texture – too much sheen in the top, not enough in the bottom. If they met halfway I would love it.
I like the idea, but I’d go for a less-purplish shade of pink on the skirt. More like hot pink.
Call me crazy (see what I did there?), but I kind of like the first dress. I love the orange colour on her and it’s different and interesting but it also looks comfortable and, dare I say it, wearable. The second dress, hair and makeup are all dull, dull and dull.
I’m with you, Jilly. Despite the fact that the first outfit makes me think that America Runs on Dunkin’, I’m definitely preferring the bright colors on Anne. The second dress, while lovely, washes her out, and her hair and makeup aren’t doing her any favors.
Gaah. My mind is SERIOUSLY in the gutter. I thought psychotic man-bang syndrome meant an entirely different thing. I even snorted like a 13 yo boy when I read it. I am ashamed.
She needs to shoot her hairdresser, or maybe just get herself a new one. The second look could be saved with different hair (for both of them, obviously).
The first look is just crazy. But I do love the skirt and could definitely get on board with it if it wasn’t teamed with a plastic tangerine.
If the top and the bottom had the same general texture I’d be totally down, but the shiny next to the dull isn’t working for me.
Not dull. Matte? Whatever.
I know it is sacrilegious at this point in history to say, but can colour blocking go away now, please?
To me, that’s more than a hair off– more like a whole head. (Or at least his bangs.) The colors, the fit…unsalvageable.
I would never make fun of her for being a little “out there” because mental illness runs in her family, like it does in mine and that’s no laughing matter, but she seems to be doing great! Still, her fashion sense it’s kind of cookoo and whatever “flowbees” are… they need to die!
Dang it! Now I’m hungry for a fruit roll up
The colors are her. She looks terrific.