I’d say Christina Hendricks looks much improved since the last couple of times we’ve seen her, but I have a SERIOUS BIRD PHOBIA and I really can’t even examine this too long:
From staring down here at her feet — WHERE IT’S SAFE — I would argue that she could maybe use a marginally higher heel, but what do I know? I’m in the fetal position over here. I need the visual equivalent of a mega-dose of Xanax. I know I’ve got something for that…where is it….?
Ahhh, yes. That’s the stuff. I feel SO MUCH BETTER. I’ll take one of each. And you? You let me know the scoop on Ms. Hendricks’s ensemble. Is it as weird yet essentially flattering as I thought when I saw it for one brief second before I burst into tears and started screaming like the lambs? If not, how would you fix it? Remember: play nice!