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I kind of can’t even find the words to talk about all the things that are wrong with poor Natasha Beddingfield’s outfit here:

Can I start with the fact that, unless you are playing the role of Daisy Duke in your school’s musical adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard (called, of course, Them Dukes!), the tied-up-way-above-your-belly-button tee shirt is just…. kind of a mistake, even if you have a stomach flat enough to bounce a quarter off of.  Add poorly-made white jean capris and cowboy boots and — hey, wait a second. Maybe she actually IS playing Daisy Duke in a musical adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard. I mean, she can sing.  Let’s just decide that’s what’s happening here, because if she and her stylist and her manager looked at this and said, collectively, “this is awesome!” then I can not be held responsible for my actions.