The following rather spectral vision of fug allegedly comes from a Cortana runway show in Barcelona, although conspiracy theorists may speculate that it’s a government photo taken at a UFO crash site somewhere in the Las Vegas desert:
It’s translucent, it covers everything, it’s not clingy… You know, I think we might finally have found a frock that would flatter Maggie Gyllenhaal.
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Comments (45):
Oh my God. I am so happy – the archives are up. I’m sad that I’m probably going to be fired from the job that I love because I can’t stop reading the archives (and laughing, and weeping, and laughing, and weeping). I love the Fug girls – you so rule. I doubly can’t wait until the Academy Awards… Peace, Fug, Love.
IT’S SLIMER!!!
Well, Maggie would definitely have a bag to go with it:
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What the hell? Have they gotten rid of all the gay people in Spain or what? Dont they have any idea what that’ll do to the spring line?! LOL…
I’ve only had one glass of wine, but I think it may have affected me quite badly… is that a glowing green alien? Draped in net curtain?
You silly girls, now don’t play dumb! You KNOW that is Courtney Peldon’s hospital gown. DUH!
-VAnessa
Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters!
I think this might have been the latest from the D&G Burkha division operating out of Tehran
I guess she just couldn’t outrun the BLOB. I can only hope that this monster devoured all of the fashion editors who think that Chloe Sefugny and Maggie Fuggenhall are fashion icons.
Where the fug are her arms?
The poofy bun hair-style underneath is also of concern…
Vanessa, it couldn’t possibly be Courtney Fugdon’s hospital gown. There’s no visible vagina.
I think that “bun-like hair thing” is actually an egg sack. Looks to be about 2 weeks past due…
E.T. is rocking that frock.
but just think – you don’t have to wear make up or do your hair. Pull this thing over your head and you’re good to go! Fugging brilliant.
Who decides that the proper hairstyle to go with this…garment…is a GIBSON GIRL???
Dudes, this is the inevitable backlash from those crack ho prom dresses.
Whaa? Is she facing me or away from me? I am so confused. Either she is ready to mate, or found a ton of plutonium in the backyard and decided to weave it into some mosquito netting to make this garment.
Wow. This thing is, like, the nuclear burqua.
The Area 54 Collection’s latest piece. Fugtastic!
Just when you thought that neon went out in the 80s…
Now I can stop wondering what a human lava lamp would look like.
It’s Mr Burns, appearing in the cornfield! You remember that episode… “Peeeeeace! Loooooove!
How does it glow???
BTW – LOL Kitten – Mr. Burns – I bring you peace & love!
I think I *might* be most disturbed by the fact that that thing’s got FOOTIES! Seriously, wtf?
Apparently, stills of the villain from BATMAN BEGINS were finally released — hello KELP GIRL, my old friend.
Alien footie pajamas? The world’s largest used kleenex? It’s hard to say. I do look forward to seeing Bai Ling wearing this to an awards show (sans bra, of course).
It would help if she cut out some eye,nose and a mouth hole.
Nearly as much fun as watching a lava lamp…..
What’s next, those indispensable blue tarps?
Fashion genius.
=X
Is this what prostitutes wear in India?
where can i get one? i’d love it for dropping the kids off at school in the morning, who cares if i can’t see, at least everyone won’t have to look at me in my robe and my hair looking like a chicken on crack cocaine.
One of these things brushed up against me when I went swimming at Tybee Beach last year. Stung my legs real bad.
there can’t possibly be a human being under there. it’s a glowstick with foliage.
Ok, guys. As a muslim woman who wears hijab (clothing that follows Islamic rules for modesty):
No self respecting muslima would EVER be caught dead in that thing, either in or out of the house!!!
Number 1: Personal dignity is VERY important in Islam.
That looks like Princess Jasmin (from the Aladdin cartoon) + one very big hit of acid + really ulgy curtains.
Number 2. Clothing worn outside of the home should be opaque. At least if it was opaque, it would hide the horible no good very bad hair.
This picture looks like what would happen if little Cindy-Lou-Who from The Grinch grew up and became a stripper.
It’s creepy because the feetsies look like she’s walking forward, but it would appear that’s the back of her head.
Okay, first, props to the Mr. Burns reference. Secondly, ‘I think we might finally have found a frock that would flatter Maggie Gyllenhaal’? Now, now, girls, Mags does not need whatever this is to cover up her cute little mug. It’s the fug she keeps clothing herself in that’s the problem – don’t encourage!
First thing I thought was “It’s a portuguese man-of-war! When did Fug start looking into marine biology?”
Its a neon burkha
“I think this might have been the latest from the D&G Burkha division operating out of Tehran”
This blog is worth letting my mid-morning coffee go cold.
I love the Mr Burns reference. And Slimer!
This is truly scary.
Modelling Hallowe’en gowns a little early, aren’t they?
I swear, if I saw this in the street, I’d think I was seeing my first ghost.
No wait, just saw a pic of Clint with his eyes open…
*gasp* La Llarona !
Lovable light-up friend helps ease the transition from busy day to day to bedtime. Just squeeze, and comforts you with a gentle light! Friendly, glowing face! Easy to squeeze! Soft, cuddly fabric! It bounces like rubber, it streches like taffy and it can lift off the print from your cartoons.
Yeah, it might even work on you 2, although it’s pretty tricky tearing you away from your oh-so-chic, we-should-so-be-digging-on-other-people’s-looks black Gap. Of course, then the whole world wouldn’t get how pathetic you are for attacking women who dress and look 10,000 times better than you, you majorly fugly bitches!
Seriously, do you guys own mirrors? Or is that exactly why you’re so angry and frustrated?
hey, truth, do you even know what they look like? and if not, how hypocritical of you to be trashing somebody you havnt even seen!
And you know what? if you have a problem with this site, THEN DONT COME HERE!! nobody’s holding a gun to your head, so piss off and stop ruining it for everybody else.
i still don’t get whether this is a front-shot or a back-shot…
and hi, TRUTH, you’re an idiot
you condemn everything this site does and then call them fugly….ever heard of hypocrite?
The “La Llarona” is Pure Genius!
Hey, Truth!
Stop being a troll.
If you can’t play nice here, then either take your meds like you’re supposed to or go play somewhere else.