UR So Fug

I’m starting to think Katy Perry gets dressed with a blindfold on, then rips it off on the red carpet so that every outfit turns into its own little surprise party.

With mixed results:

I feel you, Katy — that’s the same expression that’s been on my face for the past 15 minutes. Hopefully somebody popped out of the paparazzi line singing “For She’s A Jolly Good Fellow” and bearing a huge carrot cake, because she’ll need a happy memory once she figures out her unflattering Betty Boop costume makes her crotch look like it’s plotting something.