Listen, Joaquin, remember that time you wanted us to think you were either homeless, insane, or about to star in a remake of Yellowbeard? It is BURNED ON OUR BRAINS. So maybe... try not to look IN ANY WAY CONCERNING for a while, okay? Like, this is how I imagine Maverick would've ended up if he'd never gotten over Goose.
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