Does he have... chalk stains on his groin, or something? I can't... I don't know. Look, without the cigarette dangling from his lip he does look better. But also sort of freaked out by everything. He's kind of like Old Cheyenne Jackson with a dash of Ray Liotta and... you know, I'm not sure whose hair it reminds me of, exactly, but there's definitely a dash of Sally from Peanuts up there.
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