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SIR RICHARD BRANSON: And THEN I said, “Pam, do you really want to marry RICK SALOMON?”

PAMELA ANDERSON: And I was like, “er, too late, Richard!”

RICHARD: And I was like, “I don’t know if this is the smartest idea you’ve ever had!”

PAMMY: And I was like, “I said, it’s too late now, Richard!” Besides, maybe the third time’s a charm, you know?

RICHARD: And THEN I said, “Pam, do you really want to reject that lined bra so cruelly?”

PAM: And I said, “yes.”

RICHARD: She never listens to me.