Virgin Fuggatory

This picture pleases me so much.

[Photo: BauerGriffinOnline.com]

It’s like La Barton is secretly a Swedish exchange student who got arrested for a public display of installing ruthlessly efficient, cheap, and minimalist lacquer shelving, and is laughing it up in the drunk tank because her lawyer posted $20 and some DJAAARF bedside tables as bail. If this is what we have to look forward to from Mischa’s new headband-designing venture, then I have high hopes for a bunch more inane yet pleasing sightings where her noggin adornments coordinate with a fabric strip she’s glued to her front. Bless her overachieving heart.