Vivica A. Fug

Oh, no, Vivica.

Her boobs are drooping over the leather corset like the last desperate goo being squeezed from a toothpaste tube. Her face says, “And so WHAT if the people in the front row can see straight up my Fallopian tubes?!?” And her birthmark says, “You think a womb view is bad? I’ve seen 50 Cent’s wang and it’s not worth a nickel.”