VMA Fug Carpet: Kirsten Dunst

Kirsten Dunst, everyone’s favorite M.D. of The Sag, danced onto the red… er, black carpet… wearing a very familiar speckled, sparkling sack-wrap:

You might remember that little number from such debacles as, “Mischa Barton Embraces Leggings; Gets Swallowed By Oversized Glittering Drapery.”

One thing for which I will give La Dunst credit: She looks way better in this thing than Mischa did. For one thing, it actually appears to fit her, and doesn’t look like it weighs 50 pounds as it presses aggressively down on her twiggy frame. However, it’s still a droopy disaster of a gown that’s one part smoking jacket, two parts bathrobe, three parts Great Aunt Betina at her 88th birthday extravapalooza, and eighty parts exactly what the doctor ordered — if indeed that doctor is the famed Dr. Sunkentits, and the treatment in question is an antidote to overly perky breasts.