VMA Post Party Fug: Paige Davis

Behold Paige Davis — or, to use her legal name, Mindy Paige Davis Page:

Leaving aside the perplexing fact that the former host of Trading Spaces is going to VMA parties — please tell me that they’re bringing her back for a special celebrity season, and, like, Ludacris and Axl Rose are going to trade spaces — can we talk about this dress? Who puts this on and thinks, “shiny…shapeless…sold!” I don’t think she’s pregnant (the side view seemed very bump-free), and I subscribe to the theory that, unless there’s a bun toasting in your oven, you probably should shun the poncho-dress, or, as I like to call it, the droncho. Let’s trade the droncho for something more flattering,  shall we?