VMAs: Are You Gonna Fug My Way?


This is a nice chest. Even though I have never been a huge aficionado of Lenny Kravitz’s music, I can appreciate a six-pack when I see one.

But… he is wearing wings. He is wearing a gigantic man-sized tassel, some jeans, and wings. And sunglasses that make him look faintly alien, in combination with the wings that he is wearing. Because he is, indeed, wearing wings. Scaly-looking fug wings. Dear America:  Unless you are an angel, a bird, or a maxi-pad, wings should remain purely theoretical. Thanks in advance.

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Comments (8):

  1. blackbird

    there.are.no.words.

    I think you can almost see his “happy trail” though — so there is that…

  2. Mush

    ROFLMAO!!!

  3. anna

    that six-pack is totally contour makeup.

  4. DarkChocolate

    Hey, why even bother wearing pants!!!!

    oolala, i’d like some of that close to home!!

    rrrrrravishing. mmmmmmm. gimme some’a that.

  5. CocoaButta

    tha’s what i’m talk’n ’bout

  6. atsureki

    I’d be turned on if his poor, neglected head region weren’t reminding me of my uncle. I imagine there are abdominal exercizes you can do while shopping for a more flattering pair of sunglasses and a new hairdresser.

  7. agtdonut

    That haircut kind of reminds me of O.J., not a good look for Lenny. I know the tassle thing is probably suede but at first glance it looks almost like denim – which totally adds to the cheese factor. It’s silly to wear wings to begin with but those are kind of small wuss wings. It looks like the store was out of adult wings and so they had to go with kid size, fuggin lame!

  8. Rev. Brandy

    Or a house. Houses can have wings. But not Lenny. Never Lenny. It’s just so . . . wrong.