The whole night was like one giant, free acting exercise -- Garth Brooks-as-Chris Gaines combined with Andy Kaufman's Greatest Hits, minus humor, plus me feeling a little concerned that Gaga is going to develop a split personality wherein one of them is a serial killer. This was so, "LOOK AT ME I'M DRINKING DUDE BEER," and then later she appeared to be nursing a scotch or a whiskey or whatever while hanging out with Kanye. Who was probably looking at her going, "WHY DOES DUDE LOOK LIKE A LADY THAT'S NO MAYBE SHE IS SHADY I WONDER IF SHE CAN MAKE HER OWN BABY HEY LOOK BEYONCE IS PREGNANT OMG JAY-Z CAN I BE THE GODFATHER."