"...then, you might be able to see my underwear in this, but I also totally know what you just said to each other which is, 'at least she's wearing underwear,' which is HILARIOUS because I've only heard that joke two hundred times. Yes, those are shorts and yes they have ruffles on the hem and YES BUT I'M ALSO NOT DEAD SO CAN WE JUST ALL BE GRATEFUL FOR THAT, Y'ALL? GRATEFUL."