VMAs Minaj Carpet: Nicki Minaj

Sep 7, 2012 By Jessica AT 1:00 pm

Here’s the big problem with Nicki’s outfit:

I really just don’t give a shit.

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  1. 1:07 pm on 09/07/12
    Miranda
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    Best post ever. I love you.

  2. 1:07 pm on 09/07/12
    Jasmine
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    I wish you could hear the snort I just emitted. So sincerely. I love you, J.

  3. 1:09 pm on 09/07/12
    Helen
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    :-D

    Couldn’t agree more.

  4. 1:11 pm on 09/07/12
    PegMN
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    Judging by her expression, neither does she.

  5. 1:13 pm on 09/07/12
    amys
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    My sentiments exactly.

  6. 1:13 pm on 09/07/12
    Pam
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    Exactly.

  7. 1:18 pm on 09/07/12
    Kristina
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    There is nothing unique or inventive about this outfit. It is just ugly.

  8. 1:18 pm on 09/07/12
    TonyG
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    Thank you.

  9. 1:19 pm on 09/07/12
    Dani
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    I kind of want to lick her hair.

    It looks like cotton candy on an acid trip.

  10. 1:19 pm on 09/07/12
    Willow
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    The fact I no longer balk when someone wears a catsuit saddens me.

  11. 1:19 pm on 09/07/12
    Christian
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    I can’t stand Nicki Minaj, so I hate myself for saying the red pipe-cleaner (or whatever that is) lingerie outline over the lace bodysuit looks kind of cool.

  12. 1:22 pm on 09/07/12
    anonymoose
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    BAM!

  13. 1:25 pm on 09/07/12
    Big Noise
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    It looks like the girls are wearing a blown-up version of Sally Jessy Raphael’s signature red glasses. Or that she got tangled up in Spiderman’s web. And from the close-up of the shoes on Jezebel, those are the same ones that Serena wore on Letterman that y’all posted here. Serena wore them better. Correction, Serena wore EVERYTHING better.

    I’ve never heard a Nicki Manaj song nor seen her perform — all I know of her are red carpet photos. And she usually looks as if she just finished sucking on a lemon.

  14. 1:31 pm on 09/07/12
    Big Noise
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    Dear God in heaven, I just noticed the left arm — that looks like a Photoshop victim. And now that I look at the photo again, all that weaving/piping draws my eyes straight to her ladybits.

  15. 1:46 pm on 09/07/12
    Anna Svahn
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    HA!

  16. 1:54 pm on 09/07/12
    deee
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    I do care a little bit about the black troll doll head on her vag area.

  17. 2:01 pm on 09/07/12
    Nicole
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    Is that Christmas tinsel that they used for the piping? Ew. That sounds itchy.

  18. 2:31 pm on 09/07/12
    mai
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    Actually I think she might be making that face because she NEEDS to give, er, take one…

  19. 2:43 pm on 09/07/12
    kat
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    Seriously. Best post ever. And so true. No more shock, dismay, judgment, nothing. I am nothing about/for/whatever her.

  20. 2:49 pm on 09/07/12
    Joemama
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    Uff. Da.

  21. 5:41 pm on 09/07/12
    Jessica Svendsgaard
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    Perfect post is perfect.

  22. 5:47 pm on 09/07/12
    witjunkie
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    She looks like a dress form with the pattern tape still on it.

  23. 7:11 pm on 09/07/12
    Simone
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    Best post ever.

  24. 12:01 am on 09/08/12
    vandalfan
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    Her legs should have the red outline of garters and stockings. Go big or go home.

    • 9:01 am on 09/09/12
      LibraryChick
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      Agreed. The outline reminds me of the Madonna “Immaculate Conception” tour art for some reason.

  25. 6:34 am on 09/08/12
    gryt
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    Brilliant post. Haha!

  26. 7:36 am on 09/08/12
    Miss Bea Heyvin
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    I feel that artists like Minaj and Gaga and Rihanna and Spears cover up their ‘average’ talent with theatrical fashion. I guess we can thank Madonna for that.

    • 3:42 pm on 09/08/12
      kickassmomnyc
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      How true. And Madonna’s still doing the same old thing as always.

  27. 7:59 am on 09/09/12
    Jenny Miller
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    Perfectly, Perfectly said. You summed it up so brilliantly

  28. 8:59 am on 09/09/12
    Shoeniverse
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    Even she could not be any less impressed…

    #www.shoeniverse.info

  29. 1:13 pm on 09/09/12
    Sajorina
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    Perfect post, Jessica! Just perfect!!!

  30. 3:02 am on 09/10/12
    Neil
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    Why is she dressed as a drag queen meter maid?

  31. 7:40 am on 09/10/12
    Brooke
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    The 6 year old was waltzing by and said, “What’s all that yellow stuff?” I replied it was her hair. He said, “Oh no. No no. I do NOT want to look at that any more. Turn it off.” Brilliant commentary.

  32. 8:07 am on 09/10/12
    Ms. A.
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    I imagine the inspiration for this ensemble came from Jennifer Love Hewitt’s vagina.

  33. 10:03 am on 09/10/12
    kat
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    Ha!

  34. 1:28 pm on 09/10/12
    Lily1214
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    She truly looks like the back-end of a bus.