VMAs Fug Carpet: Pink

Okay, could someone please explain this to me?

Is it me, or does Pink look suddenly about 56 years old? Like, the grey hair? And the dress that appears to be made out of awnings? And have I mentioned the grey hair? And the dress made of awnings? What about the grey? Have I told you about that yet? I mean, I love a good stripe, but there’s stripey, and then there’s “have you seen the fabulous new cabana we put out by the pool? Call Morgan Fairchild and Lorenzo Lamas and have them over for a pitcher of Tom Collinses! I feel like getting a little crazy tonight.”