Walkin’ On Fugshine

She tried hard to look the part, but producers wanted someone less publicly accomplished in fellatio to play Daisy Duke. Depressed, Chloe went on a bender, finally waking up on the beach one morning next to a nude, malodorous homeless man and thinking, “Well, I always swore that the next time I saw Vincent Gallo naked, I would know it was time to go back home.” And off she went.