Well Played: Ashlee Simpson?

Just the other day, I was wondering what Ashlee Simpson was up to. Not in a, “Do you think she’s brushing her teeth? Ooh, maybe she’s flossing!” kind of way. I am not a stalker. And if I were, I don’t think I’d pick Ashlee Simpson as my stalkee.  I would be more likely to stalk, like… I don’t know. Ian Ziering, maybe. You know, for one thing, he’d probably appreciate the attention. Plus everyone loves Steve Sanders. Win-Win!

Anyway, it appears that she was actually off dyeing her hair and buying one of those big-ass clutches that I’ve decided I want (it fits a lot of stuff, AND it’s easy to smack people with):

I don’t know, you guys! I think she’s kind of working it. But I also suffered a head injury this morning when a box containing a pair of wooden heel boots fell off the top shelf of my closet and onto my head. Does she actually look sort of cute – in that prim way that I dig — or is it just the giant hematoma talking?