Well Played: Bai Ling?

“Hello, earthlings.

My boobs COULD pop out of this. But they won’t.  No.  I’m sorry, carbon-based lifeforms. Tonight, Personality Number 16 — the BORING ONE. Sorry, 16, but it’s TRUE — picked our dress out. She wanted to look “pretty.” She’s got seven heads on Planet Zolton, so when we beam down to earth, it’s like this whole big deal.  And she made me use double-sided taped.  That’s why I look so glum. 16 has nice taste, but she’s no fun to party with.”