The dress looks like it’s probably really pretty. The blazer seems chic. The shoes are trendy. Charlize is… Charlize. Other than the fact that I REALLY wish this event had not chosen a black backdrop for all its photos, because I find it very freaky, Charlize seems to have nailed it. Except. EXCEPT. Something is distracting me about her face. Come help me decide whether it’s makeup, lighting, a trick of the angle, or one of life’s great mysteries. It could also be that I first saw the photos in thumbnail, and blown up they’re not as weird. I don’t know. Help me, Obi-Wan Fug Nation. You’re my only hope.
Well Played, But Also, WTF: Charlize Theron
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Comments (91):
I think it’s just bad makeup. LOVE the dress, though.
Bad hair, bad make up. When you’re as lovely as Charlize, WHY would you schlop and glop all over your face??
Her face does look both narrower (through the cheeks) and puffier (around the eyes and mouth). That could explained by weight loss and then no sleep or medication or a lot of different things. There’s definitely something going on – she doesn’t look completely healthy.
I hate when people wear their eyeshadow that dark over the corner of their eye. It works to create drama on the runway in fun colors, but in real-world applications, I think it just make Charlize look tired. And kind of… drunk? I don’t know.
Great dress, though.
I will take the black background of some of the super busy ones. As the ladies have said, it is some bad (super heavy) makeup.
Her eye shadow is an unflattering color and it goes so far into the corner of her eye that it is threatening to meet on the bridge of her nose. Even Charlize cannot pull off Star Trek make-up, it seems.
Yeah, I think wrong makeup and hair.
Clothes, shoes and clutch look great, I would totally wear this look, except I’d swap the big watch for a black or metallic cuff bracelet. She just went overboard on the makeup and didn’t even try with the hair.
Gotta agree it’s not great head-wise with the wonky hair and makeup, but from the neck down she looks her usual gorgeous self. I like the fluffiness of the dress with the clean lines of the blazer.
Bad makeup, especially the lip. She looks like she’s doing what I used to do in the mid-90s — dark liner around the outline of the lips, filled in with a frosty pink lipstick. (I pulled it off, dammit!) The eye makeup isn’t helping, but those lips…man, that’s gotta go.
The dark eye shadow on the inner part of the socket + 90′s lipliner is definitely causing some facial wonkification.
The black background and black blazer make her look like a floating head. I think that’s contributing to the confusion here.
I <3 her, but this is weird hair and weirder make up. She doesn't even look like herself until photo #4.
Having said that, from the neck down, it's all good. Agree that a) fluffy dress + clean-lined blazer = win and b) that watch would be serving better as a cuff bracelet.
It’s the god awful over bleached frizzed out hair (a case of the Heigl hair perhaps?). And the lip injections. Other than that, gorgeous! I’d kill for those legs!
Bad makeup and hair, for sure. And… possibly some work done? I don’t know why but something about these pics looks like she’s post-surgery. But it could just be that that’s HOW BAD the hair and makeup really are.
Her skin looks a little plumped up. Fillers? Or maybe just bloating? And the foundation is aging her.
It’s the brown eyeshadow applied waaaaaaaaaay too close to her nose. WTF?
I’m thinking she has had something done. Maybe just Botox, but something. Her forehead seems very, very smooth and frozen.
I think I’m going to go against the general public and say that I think she’s just aging. She a year older! She’s still WAY more beautiful that she has the right to be, but I do think that her face is just showing signs of aging. Don’t think she’s got work done…yet.
It’s not just makeup. It looks like there’s something weird going on around her lips, like she got fillers or botox gone wrong or something. Add to that the fact that her eyes have a perpetually glazed look and it all looks like she’s melting.
The dress is cute, though.
There’s definitely something odd going on, because on first glance I thought she was CariDee from ANTM.
I am thinking lip plumpers, although you can’t actually see the injection sites as with Ms. Kidman below. But that eye shadow is SO horrid. Just — bad. And the hair isn’t helping.
It’s the bad hair and the heavy runway makeup, including roast beef lips (dark outside, pink interior) and all the forehead botox. And the feather dress with a tuxedo jacket. Her dress is made of Steven Tyler’s hair.
She looks like Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud. The one with a fondness for partying who has recently mesed around with her face.
She does look weird here. I think she’s had some work done. She’d better watch it before she drifts into Lisa Rinna territory.
Another beautiful woman ruins her face with Botox.
Is the general consensus that it was her eye-makeup? Because she looks like a very muted clown. Which is really unfortunate, because she’s gorgeous.
I think it’s the intensification of the black backdrop that is creating the problem. That makeup might be reasonable in front of something bright or white, where you need that intensity to not look washed out. And I think she just doesn’t look relaxed, not like she got anything done or plumped. Her face was always rather stiff looking, imo. The hair isn’t helping. What is with the frizzies and free-floating bangs this season? Awful!
Yep, botox and fillers. There was another recent photo of her in the airport and it was just as obvious and she didn’t have this make-up on. So, it’s not the make-up.
she looks like Sophie Monk in that last picture.
I think she’s had work…those lips are too full.
1. the heavy brown eyeshadow starting so high up and so far in.
2. collagen injections, esp around her mouth.
3. the blush is applied in an odd place on her cheeks, so it makes her face shape look a little off.
4. dark peach blush and palest pink lips.
5. botox in the forehead.
Dark tones create depth, pale tones create fullness, and here the dark eyes make her look squinty and the pale lips make her look even more beestung than she actually is. And I agree, she hardly looks like herself at all. Not good.
i often think APS is making stuff up. but in this case, i think not. i think GF has had recent lip filler at least.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/2008/06/26/is-charlize-theron-tweaking-her-face/
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The makeup, horrific. It looks like a sunset exploded on her face. The hair, limp and uninspired. The dress and blazer? tres magnifique. Step up your hair and face game, Charlize! You are way too beautiful for this.
Her eye makeup reminds me of high school when we all thought that brown eye shadow would give you a more ‘natural’ look. Unfortunately, none of us knew how to apply it, so we ended up looking like we had severe pigment discolouration on our eyelids.
She also needs a leeeetle bit more colour on the lips. Not a lot, but just a bit. Maybe if her lips are a bit artificially puffy, she thought the more neutral colour would make them seem less weird.
You know someone’s got on the wrong color blush when you look at a picture and say “hey, she’s wearing blush”. It’s bad. And I hope she hasn’t gone Duck Lips on us. It’s so unattractive; why do people do that? Especially people who are as naturally gorgeous as Charlize Theron.
If by “work,” Fug Girls, you mean scalpel work, I’m sure you’re right. But take it from someone the same age as Ms. Theron: she has Botox (WAY too much) in her forehead and probably at the crow’s feet, and a filler in her nasolabial folds and most likely in her lips. She looks weird because she’s overfilled and over-frozen.
Yes, definitely bad hair and make-up but I gotta go with some kind of work. I agree with EC. There’s something juuuuuuust not right.
Botox + lips. What hope is there for the rest of us??
What a beauty. It’s obviously makeup people. She hasn’t had work done. Why isn’t whenever someone is photographed wearing a lot of glossy makeup people assume it’s botox? I just saw a candid recently and she didn’t look like she had any work done whatsoever, she looked like she was aging naturally and beautifully. I think she looks good with dark eyeliner but it’s just too much blush. The makeup artist applied too much because he said he wanted to go for a dramatic look so the white dress wouldnt’ be washed out.
I think it’s the shadow and the inner liner. And some lip plumping? She looks like Sophie Monk. Not keen on that assymetrical hair either. The long bit looks too ratty.
HATE the hair. Bad makeup too. I think she’s had lip injections & a chin implant. She’s so beautiful, why mess with perfection?
She looks like a cross between Debi Mazer and Nicole Kidman. I think she looks very weird, but then, I never really thought she was that pretty.
I don’t know what it is either but she looks a little drunk/stoned-ish…
seems to have thinning hair.. oops
she is stoooooned people
The hair is just. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . no.
Whether it is makeup or something more permanent, why oh why do these insanely gorgeous women feel they need to do things to their faces??? All I can think of are those pictures from earlier today of Ali Carter with minimal makeup and a fabulous smile. When you are blessed with those genes, you don’t need to do more!
I think it has to do with the way the brown shadow is over-extended towards her nose plus the fact that she seems to be only wearing one colour of eye shadow. I can’t even imagine what her make-up artist was thinking when they did her eye shadow…so weird!
I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt and say she looks like she’s taken too many cold and flu tablets. You never know – she could have just been having a bad day. Her hair certainly looks like she just climbed out of bed with a care factor of ‘where’s-my-chicken-soup’.
I’m with eliz, she’s definetly stoned….. and she’s lost a few pounds, maybe the munchies will help her put on a few pounds.
I think the black backdrop, her hair pulled back, and the shadow under her (very nice) jawline giver he kind of a disembodied floating head look.
nose job, lip injection, maybe alittle cheek implants and some botox here n there.
SHE’S PREGNANT!
The hair is the very worst! Her makeup is overdone and the way she is holding her face looks really forced.
A character in Hardy’s Jude the Obscure makes herself look more appealing by sucking in her cheeks when she smiles. A cute trick, I thought, until I saw these pics of Charlize.
She has Terri Hatcher eyes going on!
Hate to break it to you but I think she’s had work done. I was suspicious of her face when she advertised for Uniqlo, it’s the top of the nose, botox makes everyone look like vampires Buffy with this weird smooth puffy bridge. Of course she’s had work done, they’re all at it.
xRozx
Ah Charlize I feel for you. You are doing the exact same half-hearted smile that I always manage to do in pictures cause I get akward and think just keeping my mouth shut is easiest, but also want to appear a little friendly. I have a perfectly normal pretty face (even been approached by modelling agencies quite a few times until they found out about my wonky picture face:-) and in all pics my face looks like Charlize’s… Come to me sista and we will open up a business for pretty girls with wonky picture faces. I am sure there is a market for that somewhere (hey wait – you don’t seem to be needing any help with the business thing so I’ll just back off, but if you ever land on the bottom look me up. It could be magic).
it’s her EYEBROWS.
I confess, I’ve always thought she had a weird face (over-plucked brows, pinched nostrils, pursed grin), so she looks pretty typical to me.
I am distracted, however, by those frizzy hair chunks on each side of her head. Girl looks best with her hair down; why is she always trying vintage-y finger waves?
I think she’s definitely had something done to the lower half of her face – something seems really tight around her mouth and jaw, and her cheeks are a totally different shape from what they used to be. But also, the way her dark eye makeup extends into the inner corners of her eyes is really unflattering – it makes her eyes look almost sunken, and makes her look really tired. She’s starting to look a little older, but, really, she just needs a better makeup artist.
bad BAD makeup, and perhaps a filler or smoother or two. the hair is bleached beyond correction and needs to be cut off and well-oiled.
She has so TOTALLY had work done. The apples in her cheeks, the fake full lips. This is no mere styling job. She doesn’t even look like herself. Very sad.
Oh, yes she has.
Her mouth is bizarre. There is nothing natural about that pout!
She finally looks more like herself in the last picture, but there is def. something going on here…
surely it can’t be JUST the awful make-up?
cheek filler, maybe a little in the lips. That’s all I see.
I think it’s that stupid terrible eyeshadow and a few missing pounds.
Her head looks photoshopped onto her body
She seems to have morphed into Sarah Harding from Girls Aloud, which is really, really not a direction anyone should take. I hope for her sake it’s just a bad makeup (especially bad eyeshadow) day, and not something more permanent.
i think it’s the terrible intersection of Badly Applied Makeup Drive and Unflattering Limp Haircut Lane. the eyebrows are very thin and harsh, the shadow is rather haphazard, and the lips and cheeks are fighting each other. (not that they have to match but they’re not helping each other out this way.)
Probably she’s ventured out into public while still in the recovery period after plastic surgery.
Why are you barraging us with large photos of Kardashians ? It already pisses me off that they made over $60 million — I just want them to go away!
Collllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllagen. And unfortunate hair.
Agree with all the botox/work-done/lips-fixed comments. Charlize, Charlize–you were my last hope.
the makeup makes her look like a drag queen, a bit
It’s her expression. She looks like she’s eating little children and doing a really bad job keeping it a secret.
I’m on Team Bad Makeup. The eye makeup went sailing past smoky and landed in dirty. Get out the washcloth.
Yeah, of course she’s getting older, but except for the lips, she mostly looks like herself–which is 9 parts gorgeous and 1 part a little weird. But I remember her lips being pretty full, so what I’d say is I don’t understand why you would paint up your lips to look like they’re still reeling from being pumped full of plasticky-hormony gel junk.
Botox?
She might just be stoned.
I think it’s a combination of fresh-filler-or-botox face combined with the doo doo brown eyeshadow. I hope she didn’t pay a makeup artist.
Kamo is right. It’s the makeup, but especially the dark shadow over the inner corner of her eyes.
Too skinny! She’s got Lollypop Head Syndrome!
She’s had WORK done. Next week she’ll look like G.HAWN.
The hair is AWFUL, but I think it’s mostly the makeup to blame here. Whoever applied that eyeshadow should be ritually beaten. I’m on the fence about the lips…maybe it’s a bit of filler? Or maybe it’s the makeup (again) and/or lighting and/or the angle?
She’s gotten some kind of fillers in her face and around her mouth for SURE -and Botox. “It’s just the makeup”. Sheesh. You guys do live in L.A. right? You should be able to spot this stuff a mile away! Not the most heavy handed job Charlize but please no more, nooo more!
It’s her make up. It makes her look 20 years older than she is. I wish I could see the rest of that dress. It looks scrumptious.
I spy a “Nicole Kidman plastic surgery special.” I’m praying its just lighting though, she’s so stunning.
It looks like she’s had too much lip injections to me, trouty-mouth. She does look a little stoned also.
it’s the corners of her mouth – kind of joker-y
really the whole thing feels kind of pinchy
she always was one to get her freak on with make up though
She definitely had some kind of plastic surgery – maybe fillers? in her face. She doesn’t even look like herself. Her face used to be round with cheekbones. Here is just looks so full and puffy. Charlize has always worn heavy eye make-up – back when she won that award – like ’02 I think for the serial killer, she had red-orange eye make-up and girl still looked fabulous!
She looks exactly like (a much less haggard) Donatella Versace!!!