You know how on Ringer, they have a habit of writing act-outs where, right before they smash to commercial, you think SMG is about to get busted for killing a dude or whatever, because her friend has burst into the room and said, “I can’t believe you KILLED….” and then when they get back from the ads, she actually says, “I can’t believe you KILLED…LIKE THAT ON THE DANCE FLOOR TONIGHT!” I’m about to do that to Emily Blunt:

Emily Blunt, I HATE YOU…FOR LOOKING SO GREAT IN THIS.

Seriously, though. Even that length. You are working it. It makes me want to die. Wait, excuse me. Take two. It makes me want to DIE…WITH ENVY.

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