It’s insane to me how BADLY everyone behind Biel seems to want her autograph. It’s just Jessica Biel, you guys.
Or maybe they just want to know who made that dress. That, I’m on board with.
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Did she actually cut off her ratty ends? Hallelujah. Though it looks like she missed a piece.
I wore that exact hair in my 1st grade school picture. The heavy bangs and curled ends? Yup it’s 1990 again.
Can that mean a reax of 7th Heaven is far behind?
Shudder…
Awful haircut – it looks like drag queen hair. She is so pretty, and you can’t even tell.
I know some fabulous Drag Queens…. and they would NEVER wear that hair.
Thank you! I can’t stand her hair!
The hair makes my eyes hurt. Bangs on Biel: awful, awful, awful.
Diamonds and fancy ponytails: a girl’s best friends.
I covet a sleeveless version of that dress!
Just what exactly is the white-haired gent in the background looking at? Is it that he’s as stunned as I am that Biel managed to look presentable and yet remain boring at the same time?
That headsuit is an abomination. The dress is only a bit off- with long sleeves it seems too heavy for August, there’s kind of a tongue of bodice tucked into her belt, and with the wrap style, the neckline should be more of a V.
Meh. That hair is awful.
Not my thing. It looks like a robe.
Boo, it’s a Giambattista Valli Pre-Fall 2012 dress. Which means I will never have it.
I really, really, REALLY wish she’d get rid of those bangs. They don’t do her any favors.
I hate that hair. My gawd, she can afford a good haircut.
I get tired of hating everything she wears, so it makes me primed to accept things that aren’t even that great. But still, I can’t even with this one. Sorry. I don’t really ever like animal prints and is this an animal print? Strike one. Random, mystifying piece of fabric hanging down (a la aborted peplum attempt)? Strike 2. Totally superfluous sleeves? Strike 3. And for that hair, I’m ejecting her from the game. She can go sit by her locker and think about what she’s done.
Also, I agree with vandalfan – this needs a V neckline.
I thought it was spiderweb print, not animal print, but eh. I’m with you on the proto-peplum.
Heh. My question mark was sincere on that one…I couldn’t tell what it was, just that it felt animal printy. Kind of looks like an animal from the savanna mated with a dragonfly wing.
Don’t like the hair, dress or shoes. And why does it look like she’s leaning in the wind? Why does she continuously downplay her beauty??
I think she took a page out of Kate Beckinsale’s book on this one because that dress is cute
I don’t get the obsession with her. She isn’t that pretty, her hair is terrible, she hasn’t done any movies that are incredibly good, she doesn’t have great fashion sense, and is often making pouty-fish-face at the camera. All she has to recommend her is Timberlake and even that seems like a media put-on rather than an actual relationship. Why do they keep trying to make her happen?
That’s the dress she wore for her appearance on The Daily Show last week. She was actually funny and nice, which for some reason I didn’t expect (mostly because she irritates me so much).
I don’t think it looks that great in the photo, but she looked OK on the show; it moves well on:
http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/thu-august-2-2012/jessica-biel
This is what happens when you let a straight man dress you.
Lift off the Lego hair and rethink. She’s so pretty, and always hides this somehow when she’s dressed up.
I agree w/ vandalfan, as usual, and think this is too heavy and foofy for August. Take off some of the superfluous wrapping and open up the neckline, and it would be ok.
This would be the perfect time for a sleek and sunny sundress, however (perhaps yellow, or Amazon green?)
LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this outfit!!! FAB! I want it! All of it works perfectly on her! And, I’ve never asked a famous person for an autograph, but I wouldn’t mind having J. Biel’s!
nice dress but all I can see is her gross hair. She has a beautiful face, why is she doing that to it???
More pointy-toed shoes…
She’s standing like a shlub. This does her no favors, nor the dress. Is that hitch in the front intentional?
her dress reminds me of a cabbage moth – and that’s all.
Gaaaaahhhhhhh!
Look.
She’s not the prettiest woman who has ever lived, her facial features are a little bit… there’s a word for it on the tip of my tongue… not “extreme” or “intense” but in that neighborhood. Carved into granite, hard as diamonds, sharp as a razor. Not unattractive, mind you. She’s also got an amazing body. She dresses and styles her hair like she’s hoping to hide both aspects and split the difference. She needs to go with softer and fuller hair (and dump the bangs) to soften her features, and sleeker dresses to show off her figure.
I know it’s been said, and it’s been said again, and I’m saying it to death: HER HAIR. She needs to stop with the bangs. No matter how many times she does them, they always look awful on her. I don’t actually hate anything else. The rest of it is fine. But, I’ll agree with one of the other posters above. . . how does she manage to make EVERYTHING look boring?
What a beautiful outfit!!!
http://www.fashion-allure.org/fashion-news.html
Matronly.
She should give this dress to Meryl Streep (mind you in a different less blah color).
Love the dress. I’ll almost hand-wave the ill-suited bangs because it’s just so nice to FINALLY see her in something that fits and flatters! Great colors for her, too.
So funny…all the comments about bad hair, ’cause I was thinking it doesn’t look so bad. LOL. Clearly, I should rethink that.
Great dress. Awful bangs. Those bangs make her look like she has a five-head (or maybe a seven-head), and I know she doesn’t. Get that fixed, stat.
Love the dress, hate the bangs. This look would be a homerun for me if she (a) got rid of the bangs and (b) maybe pulled her hair into a sleek ponytail?
“It’s just Jessica Biel, you guys.” Exactly. So tired of her. I hope more celebrities are out and about soon so you have more material to choose from, H&J.
She still manages to frumpify no matter what she’s wearing.