Oh, Kate. I just love you. I can't wait for the Olympics, and your attendant wardrobe. Let's just toss Pippa in the Tower -- my personal theory is that this whole Pippa Parties With Bozos Waving Fake Guns is just the tip of the iceberg that is going to be Pippa's Cries For Attention over the next twenty years. Mark my words: we are going to see an ill-considered marriage from her in three years -- and be all classy and shit together. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN A MORE ARTFULLY COMPOSED INVITE? You know that you have not.