Well Played: Lily Allen

You read all kinds of stuff about how Lily Allen is an alcoholic,  is not an alcoholic, loves alcoholics, eats alcoholics for breakfast, yadda yadda yadda and while no one loves juicy, unsubstantiated gossip more than I do, at this point, I’m sort of like, “who cares? Let the girl have a tipple, and then maybe she’ll tell me where she gets her frocks“:

I’ll float her bar tab all week in exchange for stealing this little number.