Now, this display is just distracting. So very distracting. I feel like Conor Dwyer over there is just saying, "SWIM, MICHAEL. SWIM FOR AMERICA AND FOR ABS!" Which is kind of what I was yelling when I was watching this 4 x 200m Freestyle Relay. (I was also thinking, "wearing a black Speedo under your white trunk is a weird aesthetic choice, Conor." But I'm not mad at him. How could I be mad at that?) And Ricky Berens can come over to my house and stand at the edge of the pool shirtless and cheer me on ANY time, also. In case you were wondering. I don't yet have a pool but I think I should start working on that.
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